You don't have to believe in my fantasy

Werd up bizzzes. So every other day i work some one steals and i catch them. Can't have dirty hiawathas running around taking what doesn't belong to them. Oh, that's harsh. That was mean. Aaanyhoo. I finally bought some eggnog. However, no baileys yet. I want to get the maple leaf cream liqueur instead, the stuff i handed out samples for at the LC last year and got drunk off of... fuckin awesome. Nothing like drinkin on the jobs. Oh, and it's made in winnipeg, werd. Yups. Went to the Barca club late sat night and shot the shit. I'm a winner. Meh, perhaps we tied. we'll just say i'm awesome.
Everytime you interrupt somebody, your penis shrinks a little. Did you guys watch the Family Guy where they bumped into the goonies in the sewers? lol. Sweet. ...Do the truffle shuffle. Man, wikipedia has everything. I love it. I love you.

...childhood obesity

i dreamed it was a good one

What's this guitar hero business ppl have been talkin about? It sounds coo-ool.
The horror. Horror! So if any gents want to come over and make sex noises with me to overcome the neighbors, a let me know. No fucking, just noises. ...Okay, maybe some fucking. That's going to be the new pick up line: "So, you want to come over and make sex noises?"
Let's bring back the old school headbands; you know the ones that have a bit of cushioning on the top. Werd. Pogs, anyone?
Who's up for chillin this sat? I gots sunday off, and I want to hit it up before I become overwhelmed with finals. Plus, I have the apartment to myself this whole weekend. Hot chocolate and Baileys with eggnog and nutmeg ...and of course whipped cream ...and possibly cinnamon. Yummms.
...this is sad, but at least it wsa a dream come true for the lil guy. This will cheer you up. And this one ...i just want you to notice the emo fucks, especially the one with the red and green tights and the very oddly girlish boy. See, i bet you've already forgotten about the sad kiwi bird? Guess not.
Comment, fack.

I'm screaming for something

Eeeeek! My innocent ears. Please, just tell me that the neighbors were watching a porno with the vol too loud! Not cool. I guess this means... a moan-off.
Or would it be a sex-off? ...sex-noise-off? Didn't they do that in Friends? Awesome. *Shudder*
Have you ever noticed how androgynous japs can be? At work i came across, what could have possibly of been a tom-boy-possibly-a-lesbian jap girl/girly guy. "She" was wearing somewhat guy-type clothes and was trying on mens pants. Anyhoo, it could have been a guy cause "she" talked in a deeper voice, though it seemed kind of forced. But, yeah. I will never be certain. Then we get these groups of jap girls in that for at least an hour try on the same items but in diff colors and swapping fitting rooms. And usually it's just only one item and they'll still take an hour, even on a busy day. But the fact remains, that there will always be the androgynous ones.
Hey Jesus! This guy is pretty funny. (Check out his other vids too.)

Stay with me

I almost forgot, ladays a gents ...the liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. Bred for its skills in magic.
Oh, and this is funny too.
Who's got a wii wii?

Who are we?

Is it weird to see a guy in his twenties knitting with yellow yarn? Maybe we should see more of it.
Origami overload
So yesterday i got high on diethyl ether in inorg. lab, but i was too mellow to realize. Tonight i went out with T and Feeds for dinner...mmm lobster alfredo. Dan, Jen, Janice, Calco, Amanda, and Corrine happened to be stalking us at moxies. We watched Monster House. Definitely not recommended for children. ...I think you're just freaking out because you killed a guy today.

I was looking for another you

On the way to school today I found out what i'm thankful for. School. Not for its mental and physical weardown or stress or time consumption, but for the people it's introduced me to. I know Thanksgiving is over, but remember the american one is this weekend....or next.
Spiderman 3
What else.... Oh ya, i got my free ipod shuffle today. Tsss. FINALLY. Only took like three months. 120 songs of goodness. ...whatever, it was free.
What can I say, I'm a sucker for free things. Ever had free pussy? You're missing out.

I highly enjoy the packaging and its colors...oooOO. i think i'll just hang it on my wall.

If you could see the lover in me

"Nothing is more powerful than the power of caring. For yourself. For another. This Christmas season... the power is in you." Now that's were they've been hiding the good stuff! In the "on hold" music. You could really learn a lot from it.
I've got a confession to make. I've got an addiction. I've got a silent auction addiction. For those of you who have known me for a long time, i'm sure you know this. ...It's not like i go for little dinky things that are useless. I have limits. But give me good prizes and I'm game. I got to do it. I'll fill out my ballets, select meticulously what i want. And wait. My name gets called ...ppl say "ah, Jill you won." then i say while brushing the dust off my shoulder "it was nuthin." But when my name doesn't get called. I give an incredulous stare. My head peaking around looking for my name. Pissed off, i slowly walk away.
Speaking of zombies. I had another zombie dream last night. I was stuck in this school with zombies and non-zombies. ...Well, first it was a mall. Anyways, in th end i was stuck in a bathroom and i would peak out the door and see every once and a while a huge crowd of ppl run up or down the hallway with zombies after them. lol. Fools. So i was hiding in the bathroom. and i was the only person actually killing the zombies. ...Fucking tard humans. Then there ended up being this cage with lions in them, but they were statues. then the janitor or somebody walked into the cage while talkin about how much he enjoys lions. Well, the lions turned into zombies. Not just any zombies, the head zombies. I guess we're talkin vampires now? ...so dracula times two? ...Anyhoo, they could talk, and pretty much said you're all fucked. However they were stuck in the cages. So i say they're all fucked except me, cause i'm goin to get the hell out of there. ...and i woke up.
I think cheese graters were not meant to be washed by hand. For example, i'm missing a piece of my finger right now. And my sis likes to use the damn thing when it's my turn to do dishes ...fuckin cunt. It stings!
A realized today that a fear of mine is that one day while i'm preoccupied with something or just unaware, the people that are around me will break out into song and dance and i'll miss out on it. all of it. ....I'd only tune in just in time to see them hit the last note and final pose. Then i'd be the saddest person alive. Don't do it guys.
Speaking of sad. I found out today that Starsailor open for James Blunt. Tsss. ....phhh. erg. I check ticketmaster like every week ...okay, maybe once a month. And i heard nothing! NOTHING! about Starsailor. Excuse me while i weep.

3 strikes you're out!

You know what you guys haven't heard about? Bowling last Friday. Yup. You know what i love more than abnoxious 14 year olds at a bowling alley? Glow bowling and Beer. And of course, an angelic happy birthday sing-a-long for a very special kid.