You don't have to believe in my fantasy

Werd up bizzzes. So every other day i work some one steals and i catch them. Can't have dirty hiawathas running around taking what doesn't belong to them. Oh, that's harsh. That was mean. Aaanyhoo. I finally bought some eggnog. However, no baileys yet. I want to get the maple leaf cream liqueur instead, the stuff i handed out samples for at the LC last year and got drunk off of... fuckin awesome. Nothing like drinkin on the jobs. Oh, and it's made in winnipeg, werd. Yups. Went to the Barca club late sat night and shot the shit. I'm a winner. Meh, perhaps we tied. we'll just say i'm awesome.
Everytime you interrupt somebody, your penis shrinks a little. Did you guys watch the Family Guy where they bumped into the goonies in the sewers? lol. Sweet. ...Do the truffle shuffle. Man, wikipedia has everything. I love it. I love you.

...childhood obesity