hold me now

St. Patty's coming up, March 17th. crazay. I wish i wasn't poor, then i could buy some cds and beside you in time :( . So school's almost over. Like six weeks left. But, that doesn't mean anything 'cause i still have to go through hell. Great. So apparently Vitamin A isn't so good for you.

Mmm, i just don't want to be here now. In school, in winnipeg, in my shoes. It's like, in life there's a at least one gate you wait for to open. It's blocks a familar path, so know it must be somewhat safe. You wait infront of it so long to get past. There's no way to get around or over this gate, but you know the road beyond will lead you someplace, with some obstacles, but with a final destination. After waiting so long, evetually paths start forming before the gate. Soon after, you find that the gate finally begins to open. However you find yourself stuck with curiosity, you wonder, should you risk going down one of the paths? The road you've wanted to go down for so long ...should you neglect it? You don't know how far the paths will lead, if they ultimately close in and lead to a dead end, if you will encounter impediments, if it will lead to somehting better or worse, and of course, will the gate remain open while you explore? Here we have it. Life and decisions go hand and hand. Explore life to the fullest. What would you choose? Also, you're drunk. ...or am i?
Pics from Dan's birthday partay numba 2

Rich's crotch shot

I put my arms around every boy I see

Boo hoo. Well, mid terms are over, finally. Algae are crapstars ...except my beloved euglenophyta. I'm so tired. Three hours of shut eye don't cut it. I suppose i should go to sleep. I wish i was more prepared for that exam, but all month i've been so distracted. By what? Everything. Mainly life.

I wish my roses were still alive ...they're now dead, dry, and upside down.

So Friday again? wow. Somebody tell me a story. Sing me a song. ...a song about a disco! I won't get into that. My eyebrows are getting darker. it's weird. the left side of my face hurts. I'm always afraid i might get one of them flesh eating diseases, cause that'd really suck. Apparently sloths are not as slow as i thought they were. Oh, how i heart sloths and pikas and sinead o'connor and big hairy penises.

I'm going to sit on your face and fart in your mouth.

forget you, i wish i could

Well, this sucks. I finally figure out how to work a mac computer. I faced my fears. What? They can be tricky and tricky is scary. Things i like are the constant spell check, the mouse has a neat scroll button, and, hmm, things are round, and, meh, i don't care much for it. It's alright. I'm just not used to it.
Ah shucks guys, i have an exam on friday, and it's going to suck. On the other hand, Nick found my toque. yessss. Anna was prob wearing it while she was stoned. ...cats do that. sometimes. Here i am procrastinating. I'm not even close to where i wanted to be right now in my notes. ...i just don't like algae as much as i thought i did. ...i heart euglena. No, seriously. Have you ever seen one? Adorable! all swimming around and stuff. *sigh*
Tell me something.
Ugh, it's so slushy outside. The university wants to have gender neutral bathrooms. I didn't really care at first, but then i realized, no, guys stink! Girls can have their bad days, but i've only almost passed out by the stench that hits me while i'm walking through the hall and a guy walks in or out of the mens washroom. mmm nasty. *puke*
I had some other stuff to say, but i forgot. So, bye.
Oh! Oh! Wait, i remember. It was about the snow. Did you guys feel the snow like i told you to? ...all bumpy and stuff from the tiny snowball snowflakes. Oooo. Highly enjoyable. like that dot ice cream. The snow should feel like that every other day.

you don't mean nothing at all to me

Tssss. Well, i was going to use this space to bitch about fucking valentine's day and how it's over-rated. Bu-ut, i guess can't ....since i got roses! tee hee. i'm giggling like a little school boy. I have to smell them every 5 minutes or i'll start twitching. okay, maybe that's a little extreme. but, i do have to stop myself from licking them. ooo ooo.

What else did i want to say.. Ah yes, it's reading week. How swell. i even had to write an exam an exam on monday, during reading week. Lamers! I guess that's what happens when you get an extension. It went alright, tho i'm a flippin tard when i forgot to state the most obvious. Fuck. I hope my other ones went alright. I didn't get all "i'm so excited" jesse spano. However, i did try everything else... procrastinating, which didn't work, then i tried reading, practice problems, memorizing, bribing my notes and text....

I'll see how it all payed off next week. ...what homework wouldn't want a giant hersey kiss? That picture is proof that i would do anything to get an A on those exams, proof. Okay, maybe i was just desperate and still procrastinating. whatever.

Umm, yes. Barca Club, this Saturday night, be there or be fucking lame. And you don't want the lame title. So to avoid that title, come and be merry. Bring some friends too, but only the cool ones. As for what time... no clue. let's say 9:30ish.

Now was there something else. Yes... "Cooter" is now my favorite word. So that knocks down my previous fav funny word, snaggletooth. Hehe. Cooter. It's also an awesome synonym for vagina. Coot, McCooter.

Remember all you have to do is... rip, slip, douche, and say "Ahh"

Thanks, that's my vagina.