Throw the jew down the well, so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns, then we have a big party.

So, absinthe ...wow wah wee wow, is very nice. Oh Craig, you silly fuck. Good stuff.
Looks like dreamboat's more interested in me than I thought. ...five years isn't too big of an age difference. With my luck, hes prob gay or something ...want's to use me for my strap-on. :P
My heart hurts. Wait, no, it might just be my left breast.
All I want are caesars. Next bottle i buy = vodka. ...or maybe cointreau. But most probably vodka.
Oh christmas, you are not far away. I need to get my shopping done. Cheers to parties.

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