I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming

In the G-town. I can’t believe it’s Christmas. I got my Christmas shopping finished a couple hours before the mall closed on sat., yeah I had to work too. I won a toque at work! I’m going to be so stylin. Werd. I'm pretty satisfied how the gifts worked out. Such as the nice office chair we got for me 'rents ...and Nick, Jess, how's Cleopatra's toy treating you? :P
Ugh, I am in pain. ...grrrr. Bu-ut, luckily I now have that bailey’s to go with my coffee/hot chocolate/egg nog! Thank guys. …as much as I wanted it, I couldn’t afford it. And that cheaper Winnipeg maple leaf brand went under …so I was desperate. wooo!
I don't want to go back to school. Working boxing day is going to suck. I suppose i'll be seeing most of you kids on new years, i hope so anyways.

Throw the jew down the well, so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns, then we have a big party.

So, absinthe ...wow wah wee wow, is very nice. Oh Craig, you silly fuck. Good stuff.
Looks like dreamboat's more interested in me than I thought. ...five years isn't too big of an age difference. With my luck, hes prob gay or something ...want's to use me for my strap-on. :P
My heart hurts. Wait, no, it might just be my left breast.
All I want are caesars. Next bottle i buy = vodka. ...or maybe cointreau. But most probably vodka.
Oh christmas, you are not far away. I need to get my shopping done. Cheers to parties.

What's this?

Still don't know?

Here he is...

Who will get me to a party?

Exams are over as of this last wednesday. To celebrate, Stellas had their staff christmas party that night. That was pretty fantastic.
Weee! ...i mean, wiiiiii! Yay, not alone did i get to touch a wii, but i finally got to play with one. Ooo. I'd say it's fucking awesome. Except, i think it's rigged, the cow toss anyways. It'll be the death of me. Well, off to to get ready for my other job.
Peace out, G

Slow down your heart and take a deep breath

Here are more pics for the previous post. It wouldn't let me put them all on at once.

Yes, the shawls/pashminas are a little "elderly"-like, but being bra-less they had there advantages, you know in case the girls wanted to give a peep show. heh...girls. You know what they say about a man with big hands. I think i'd take my chances. ...At least you'd have one of the two of decent size. That must be the key to being traditional. ...Not like it's a big deal anyways, sort of. not really.

A little shy at first, but they weren't afraid to let it go.

I enjoy pictures with bubbles.

And these are the days of Ezekiel

Well, I've been to so many weddings, that finally i got to be in the party. My cousin Pam had her wedding today. It was pleasant and a gorgeous day to go with it. A very old-fashioned Christmas wedding. Check out the beautiful train on the dress. She's my first cousin, umm, my other cousin that had a wedding last winter, she's his youngest sis. They had some really good singers. After a few hymns, an untraditional "Yee-Haw," and a first kiss later. They were married. ...yes she said "yee-haw" instead of "i do," and yes, they waited until their wedding day to have their first kiss. Not like all you sluts out there. Honestly, it is good to know what you're getting, but, there's nothing wrong with being a little old-fashioned. The ring bearer managed not to drop the ring-box, as he did each time during rehersal, but i think it's because some one got the bright idea of tieing the box to the pillow. Good times. I decided to let some one else catch the bouquet. Since, once again my predictions of it hitting the ceiling and her stronger left hand playing a role were correct. Besides, i need the bad luck to run out. Catching it is like breaking a mirror. Oh, I found out my cousin Regan, who is only 13, is awesome at piano. She composes some of her own stuff.

On another note, I must say i believe in love at first sight. Swoooon.
Ugh, so the doc says my painful conditions last weekend were due to an anxiety attack. Scoff. ...it's not like i'm stressed or anything. lol. That's a lie that could kill. Well back to redox and Energy potential diagrams. yesss.

Serena, Me, Olivia, Pam, Irvin, Harold, Albert, David (Flower Girl: Juanita,Ring Bearer: Brett)

There's no skatin in here...

What's up with it, vanilla face?
Ugh. Well yesterday sucked. I've never felt so sore in my life. Today i was in pain as well. but at least my muscles were feeling better. Today i just had the pain of someone trying to rip out my stomache/chest. Better times included Saturday, when i went to the Collective and watched Red Blanket. Oh and i have an exam tomorrow. yippee. Oh yeah, and i was fifty dillies short of a guns n' roses concert. My sis and her bf just left fo the sho.
My moustache still tastes of your testes!

I'll be just fine pretending I'm not

Soo-oo, it's cold outside. Now i would like to go do various winter activities. I can feel on the floor of my apartment where the lobby ends underneath and where the cold cold parking lot begins. I need to buy a new toque. This pic is old, but i love it. Got to bundle up.


Is a part time job supposed to be stressful? They can be so needy. You know what i hate, when the landlord guy vacuums the hall. When he gets close to my suite and basically rams the thing into the door. I fear he may suck up my door mat. Please, not my door mat. Pat the mat with the toilet flap? ....of course. Wedding's next week. that should be great. Right between all my finals. So this looks pretty awesome. ...it's so, so small. I can't wait til my turn to play comes.
Oh summertime, how i miss thee.

Folklorama, you should have seen from behind ...big wedgy.

I will look upon your treasures, gyspy. This is understood?...Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?...Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. ...So I saw Borat tonight. t'was good. A little too much ass eating for my liking ...which happened really fast, but for a long time. Yeah, I laughed. Also, I yelled at a taxi driver today. Yeah. I kept my cool for the first, roughly, ten minutes. But when he went from 10 under the speed limit to 15, and with other cars passing, I couldn't hold it in. So when he slowed down at a green light (he was prob looking at the crossing sign which gave him the heads up it would turn yellow soon), which then turned yellow causing him to slam on the brakes in the middle of the fucking intersection and he then proceeded to reverse back out of the intersection. "I was like what the fuck are you doing? You slowed down at a green light! Why would you slow down at a green light? You should have made that!" ...then he mumbled about some other car being infront of us ...and i was like yeah they're a block ahead, idiot. *ANGRY FACE* Of course i didn't swear or call him an idiot and I didn't continue to tell him how pathetic of a driver he was ...i do have some manners. It was actually odd for me to have burst out at him like that tho, but everyone has a critical turning point. I did, however, smash his head into the steering wheel a few times and said "You are a good driver ....Nat!" He knew i was pissed and that's what matters. Sure he sped up for the next block trying indemnify his deplorable driving, but i got him to drop me off at the freehouse since he started to slow again. I thought they were supposed to be fast. I guess i know fuck all. Oh wait, they drive fast without passengers?