All These People Drinking Lover's Spit

Ramble-on-alogue:
My dissection cat has a name. It was meant to be. I said how about Rufio, to my lab partner. Then I said “Rufio! Rufio! Ruu-fee!” then she said, so we both said “oooooooh!” Awesome and unplanned, well it made my day. I didn’ tknow if she’d seen the movie or not. You guys better know what movie that’s from you lewd crude rude bag of pre-chewed food, dude!

I think I might have had mono, I swear. I had a sore throat for a couple weeks, which was apparently strep-throat because my sis was bitching at me that I gave it to her. Then I was out being a slut with nympho habits, and maybe it developed into mono. I’ve had a sore throat for over a month not of any kind I’ve ever had before. Not even amoxicillin helped. I also experienced headaches, with slight depression, swollen glands, and extreme fatigue ... are sore ears a symptom? And this chick I sit beside at school within past couple weeks got mono. It can last up to two months. Except they say not to do any strenuous activities because you might rupture your spleen or something, which may result in death. But I am so hardcore and I eat a lot of oranges, so I could possibly have only got the minor of the symptoms, that’s my guess. Seeing as how I'm not bed ridden or anything. Maybe I’m allergic to school, and maybe I’m tired because of excessive homework doing, and definitely lack of boozing and cigar smoking. Maybe I have a weird Cuban disease, except I was sick before and while I was there. I can diagnose my own conditions.

If I had mono I’d lick, well maybe spit on, all the water fountains, suck on the lids of unopened pop bottles for the unexpected buyer, and sneeze everywhere …like on the plates and cutlery at work. Mwhahahaa. Ah, bitch. Who needs a doctor, tsss. My head hurts.

They sit around and clean their face with it.