Yellow Matter Custard, Dripping From a Dead Dog's Eye

So, I've decided to start my own fur trade industry, called wear your best friends ...I mean Chordates lab.

Yoo hoo!

Actually, I thought you guys could help me name my cat. Yeah, what an honor. Black and white, he is, was, a scrapper. Look at that face, he is out to kick some serious assage. Come to think of it, he kind of reminds me of master splinter.
He looks like Spooky. Maybe I should name him ...Eben. Seeing as how I'm "the girl with the friend who has the dead cat named Eben, right?" What? What are you talking about Chris?
I think he stole my crazy pills. Popeye?