everywhere I look there's a dead end waiting

Is it February 9th afternoon yet? I hate school. Poop. 1 report, 2 assignments, and 1 exam next week, week after I’ll be looking forward to three exams. Yes! Woo. …Ugh. I miss drinking already :(
Ooo, Figure skating is on. I wish I got to go see JT this weekend. *sigh* Actually I wish I was in Mexico, which is where I believe Nick and Jess are right now. Chilling out and visiting Calco’s family I presume.
A band I like called The Organ had one of there songs playing in the background on some tv show. Made me happy, as they are not very well known ...and i think they broke up. Check 'em out.

Why do guys tend to like piggy-back rides more when they are drunk? and why is it called piggy-back? ...i mean you have horsie or horse-back ride. But what is so different from a pig to a horse. Pigs don't tend to stand on their hindlegs more often, nor do they tend to cling on to people (if you are describing the rider). Therefore, it should either be called koala back ride, scratch that, sasquatch-back rides ...errr, bigfoot-back rides. Yeah, i like the alliteration going on. Unless you guys got something better?

I need to get on top of making a shirt i've been wanting for the last how many years. It would be "WWMD What Would MacGyver Do?" I'm pretty sure it's already been done, as it is brilliant. Black shirt and....red letters. Yeah, well it doesn't matter what color the letters are. However, i think pink would look lame in that situation, and baby blue too. Well, no baby-type colors in general, i guess lilac purple would fall into that category. Neon green? Orange!?
How come my moles of carbon dioxide produced during alcoholic fermentation of glucose by Baker's yeast under anaerobic conditions does not fall in a 2:1 ratio with the moles of glucose consumed? Why?!
...I'm so random, I'll eat you.

Who put the rooster in the stew?

Well, let's see... friday night, bowling team jess-jill-nick-stephan = winners. sat night was awesome. Foosball's good, what can i say. Tracy and I = champs. Woo horns! err, what? I don't know if i understand that hand pound dilly. Anyhoo, that cigar blunt got me good. ridiculous. i was ridiculous. why wasn't anyone else ridiculous? i don't understand, well, t-bag was. she laughed at my jokes, and thats what counts. That's what counts! Because.... WE TRAVEL IN GROUPS. fuck! ...man. jeeze. ...good times.
Work today was alright. busy, and absurd because all the womens clothing is new. I WANT IT ALL. i'm getting a dress. yay! I spent my time chilling in the fits, teaching my male coworker how to properly undo a woman's bra. it clasps in the front, so he was a bit confuzzled ...i had it down, he sure didn't. i'd make an awesome lesbian.
I have a good idea. A way to help me stop procrastinating. from now on, i'm going use blogspot as a studying aid. yup, and you can learn too. 'm going to tell/show you about stuff i'm learning in my Algae, Fungi, and Mosses lab/class. Sweet, eh? ...we'll see how long it lasts.
Saw my new cousin today. She is cute ...and gasey. Here are before and after pics:

my brain hurts a lot

Soooo, what's new... I got to see my new baby cousin on Sunday. She was born on Ukrainian Christmas Eve, 8:34 pm. Yup. I held a baby less than a day old. She's so cute. And she smells good too! Baby smell. Them babies are good eatens. I kid. Speaking of KID. Those are her initials. Kaitlyn Isadora Dudar. ...I think I spelt the middle name right. Well, congratulations to Candice and Curtis.
What else... oh, i think some person is going around and taking shits on/beside the sidewalk. It could be a dog, but it'd have to be a big one. Seriously. I have only seen two instances, and both have been vomitingly gross. Maybe one day i'll catch the person, or maybe not ....cause they'd probably pick up their instantly frozen poo and throw it at me. Like a monkey.
Hmmm, i didn't get into Intro. to Animal Behaviour as I wanted to, but yay to Biostats II! ugh. Anyhoo, having labs with Carlton and Nancy this term is awesome. My two fav lab instructors. Yes!
Uhmm, my sore throat turned into a cough which was joined by a runny nose, and now i have a full on head cold. Yippee! I love when people cough and don't cover their mouths.
Why am i excited for V-day? Oh wait, i'm not. ...Or am I? I think I'm just excited for reading week and for all the exams that surround it. Valentine's day is only good for one thing and that's making people realize how lonely they are...okay maybe two things, the second being chocolate. So you, err just me, can be alone and depressed and get fat at the same time! Sweet deal I says. I remember when a girlfriend gave me and a few friends a rose on v-day, how sweet. Honestly, what I hate most is getting cheap chocolate. It just ends up sitting in my room until I find it years later and possibly make chocolate chip cookies out of it..
Why is everything so sad?! I can't stop crying! Oh right, I have a head cold. My brain hurts a lot.

The only good bug is a DEAD bug!

We can fly! we can fly! we can fly!

Off to never-never-land

ooo baby, i'm a fool for you

2007, eh? Woo! Happy New Year! Awesome party at Big T's. Awesome! Same time next year T? Good show. Caesars and jello shots galore. Everyone seemed to have a wicked time. However, there was a lot of ass smacking and ....tongues, i don't know what's going on, but, what do you expect from a bunch o' drunks. All in good fun. ...I was just trying to get a good picture. I'm awesome at wii sports boxing. I'll kick your ass yo. T-bag and I tag-teamed it...i think. Maybe. I was drunk. If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

jen's manly arm

Why is this boot so big? tracy, tracy hold the boot!drunk, and we're all naked from the waist down

my toxicated face looks like it's saying "this is the greatest night of my life"

...apparently Heather's severely afraid of floppy faces. (and yes, we're all still half naked)

poop!