It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Well, well, well. What a weekend. I’ll have to put up pics from Jess’s bachelorette/stagette party when Trident gum sends me some. A night full of penises and a hunk that the girls couldn’t help but touch, and by touch I mean fondle.
I found these funny videos that I have to share with you guys. The first is Power Rangers. It’s pretty darn tootin’ good. This one is some crazy little kid who’s going to make some money when he’s older …it gets a little repetitive, but he’s got potential. This one is straight up great, check out the girls face when she figures out why the dog’s trying to dance with her leg. And this one’s interesting.
I'm going to bed 'cause I'm le tired.
We don't need no KY jelly!

Save your Scissors

I guess I never told you kids bout my Goodbye Jill’s House party. Yeah it was on Mr. Craig’s birthday. It was all right. I miss my dank cold basement. Snakes on a plane.

Julio just had a b-day party last week. That was very swell. Played Pictionary til after 3 in the morning. It was pictionary junior, but it was still crazy, what 7-11 yr old can draw 4 pics in less than 60 secs? Yeah, they weren’t all easy, for example Mississippi and grocery store. Team Julia and Jill rules. Awesome. We’re old school. We had our practice back in high school in Chem class. I also added pics from T-bag’s b-day bash to a previous blog.

I was just informed that a school friend I grew up with just past away. Crystal Kohler. Yesterday morning. It’s just so intense. She was such a nice easygoing person. Makes me insecure with the world we live in. I can't imagine how her family feels. Brings things close to home.

i wish that i was anywhere with anyone making-out

Sweet sweet dashboard concert. Can't believe I questioned going, scoff. ...I must be emo. Ha, yeah there were many. City and Color was also fucking fantastic. Dallas Green and Chris Carrabba are so adorable, I kid you not ...mainly chris. Ah man, Chris even sang fake plastic trees. Dashboard also played the good fight and screaming infidelities, so good times for some old stuff. Shit, there were so many casualties it was insane. That's how hard those crazy emo chicks/dicks pushed. I couldn't breathe the whole show and i seriously spooned a dozen chicks and probably raped a few. Sweat factor. Everyone was forced to become physically acquainted. Second/third row front centerish was good enough pour moi. I almost cried during the concert, but i decided to slit my wrists instead.
I wish i got tix for all-american rejects.