A coin-operated boy, that is what I really want

What a weekend, well, week too. Friday, went bowling for T-bag’s Barthdar. Most fun I’ve had in awhile, and not just because I was drinking. Who said Taboo wasn’t fun? I think we should have a tournament. Oh man. Saturday, with lack of sleep went to Gimli. Viking was crazy, waited almost 10 min to get in! Unless you go there roughly every other weekend, it would have been very odd. But its understandable being May long. Sunday with sleep-hunger unfulfilled went to dance practice then to Corley and Kent’s Wedding social. What a perfect weekend for a social, I knew it’d be an awesome turn out, there were like a few hundred ppl there. Awesome silent auction prizes, barrel of perfume, 50/50, some other stuff. I was only happy because I won what I wanted! It should have been a mega prize, seeing as how it’s value is approx. 450. That's rights cunts, and I'm sharing! Oh boy! (Wait til you guys find out what we’re doing for my birthday!) Luckily, most ppl go there to drink, having only enough money for booze they neglect the auction. The other thing I wanted was a 20 dollar certificate to Love Nest :P and one night stay at the new hotel. Could have gotten a few ppl together and had a blast. Monday, still tired came back to peg, started my lab report. Ugh. So, Wed. handed in report, assigned another one, and I have to study for huge quiz, should be called an exam it’s insane. I’m so excited!
A happy birthday goes out to a very special Chicken who turns a year older.

and when i suck you off not a drop will go to waste

Well, this weekend was quite eventful. My sis’s grad dinner was on Friday. Got to dress up all nice. Afterwards I had the early morning accompaniment of Tracy, and further entertainment with some drunken pub bums. In the intoxicated serenading words of Jon, "Stephan makes me want to suck." lol. The supreme swooner.
How many superheros do you know wear glasses?

Saturday was devoted to my Ukrainian dancing concert. Preparation was needed. We performed our lame-ass Bolko, and of course our Gypsy and we dance The Hopak. As our instructor gathered us prior to going on stage to do our gypsy dance. His words of encouragement were spoken to us like a true connoisseur. “As I’ve said in practices and other performances, I want you to give it your all. I want to see some hotage. Lots of hotage! Not so much facialization this time, as we have to keep in mind the Babas and Gigis watching. Show some skin. I want real deal sex appeal. Flirt. Girls, maybe make-out a little. Show them what you got. Real deal sex appeal.” The music began and, like a stripper working it for a 100 dollar bill, we awed the crowd.
You guys missed out.

Sunday, Mothers Day. Managed to buy some last minute flowers. Enjoyed a late lunch with my family and gave out some gifts. Then I headed er back to Winnipeg, where I did homework.
The smell of blossoms in the damp evening air is almost orgasmic. Accurately, I had previously determined the lilacs to be in full bloom early this week. In their scent I’m in heaven.
Well, I have a big exam tomorrow, so I better get on that shit. Happy birthday Mr. Reznor, happy birthday to ah-you.

I like it when you call me Big Papa

Woo, Gimli Viking! That place is the shit. I went with T-bag and Aaron. It was good because now the regulars know I have friends that live outside the bar.
So, Prokaryotes and Viruses (Mirco Bio), I suppose I can’t complain about taking that as a spring course when there are worse ones out there, like History of Calculus or Calculus. So far I’ve learnt that I apparently use good shampoo and that the girls bathroom stall handles don’t have much bacteria, but water fountains are a different story, it had some sort of freaky fungal growth happening in our testing. Unless that was the phone receiver, no it was the fountain.
So who’s up for a vacation? Not now, but some time in the near future. It would be a blast and also relaxing. I guess I’d rather go when it’s not nice here. Just a big group of friends going someplace, for example Puerto Vallarta Mexico. I’m sure it’s crossed your minds. I’ve been wanting to for a while. I wanted to go to Cuba with a bunch of friends, but I ended up going with me family. I don’t mind going there again at all.
I have some perogies if any one wants to buy. Nick, I know you were interested. I’m afraid they’re no Cheemo perogies, but that’s because they’re better. Baba made. How much better could they get? I have four dozen, $2.75 a dozen. But if I like you or if you extend a sexual favor my way, I could lower it to $2.50. Which is good because it’s sometimes $3.00. Oh man, you could save 50 cents. On sale while supplies last slash until I go back to Gimli, therefore more next week.
I think that’s all I have to say. Except, mommy to the rescue and what the fuck.