There’s nothing like sexing a crayfish

Kenora, quite the alluring place. Minus the fact that having a cold and crappy weather is a bitch in an ass and I still haven’t taken a shit. How about you Nick?
Ultimate Frisbee proved how out of shape I am, though the Mario Bros and I did kick some hinny. Also, I did get to hear some new limericks, I realized just how much I miss camping and how entertaining glow-sticks can be. And for the record, a cat should have 30 teeth.
Good times guys. Thanks for the awesome weekend, I really enjoyed it there.
Some of the pics aren't focused well because I couldn't stop laughing.

...kind of looks like Jon has a tumor.

Glad to be tick free. I better go catch up on sleep.
Now you guys have something to blog about. No excuses.

Sometimes we walk like we were shot through our heads, my love

Werrd. I’m sick again. I think I’ve figured out why. It’s the best explanation and most plausible. There is a bacteria growing in my room, which is supporting the growth of a fungus, which is releasing spores that I’m inhaling making me ick. Therefore I’m going to clean my room.
Oh, Jenna’s sis Amy had her wedding social last Saturday. I don’t think I’ve ever done that much helium. I won some stuff and so did T-bag. I didn’t drink because I’m broke and drinking booze from a water bottle is not as cool as drinking out of a flask. I can only be a hobo for so long. Wait, I’m not even a hobo because I don’t have a paper bag. Anyhoo, Ben was hilarious at the social. That guy can dance when he’s wasted. With Craig’s help I took advantage of his drunken state and took some awesome pics. I’ll have to show you guys them when I get them.
For those of you in or too afraid to say you’re in the newest coolest book club, which I’ll have to think up a better name for, I have selected a book. The book I have chosen is Angels & Demons by Dan Brown. Yes, he also wrote The Da Vinci Code, which is the next book in line to read. The plan is to get these two books done and then watch “The Da Vinci Code,” which comes out May 19. It can be a group/club excursion. Sweet. The first book introduces the protagonist, but the two are not essential to each other. It’s just nice to do things in order. I’m not going to say what they are about since most of you have a rough idea. If not you’re in front of the computer, look it up.
Also, if you have any good names for the club let me know.
This just in, Milk Duds sold at Shoppers.

You're the monkey I got on my back that tells me to shine

Freeeedoom!! Six exams down the hole. Woo! How do you know exams are over? My nails are chewed to the cuticles, I've gained fifty pounds, I’m going through caffeine withdrawal, and I’m slightly more crazy. Also I'm lonesome, seeing as how I've been unsociable for the last couple months and no one wants to, or more so can’t, chill now. But now at least I have more time to read books I didn’t have the chance to during the school year. Which brings me to the idea I thought of while procrastinating.
I thought I should get a book club going. You know, a few people join, a book is selected to be read, and a couple weeks later there is a gathering and we talk about the book. At the book meeting people will bring orderves or wine, we’ll sit around and talk about our opinions and what not about the book, maybe get into a heated debate, and then we’d settle and end things with an orgy. Not bad, eh? Plus, I already have an awesome book in mind.
Here are some clips I found while studying.
Jess you'll enjoy this one. This one's for you Stephen (goes with an old post). And of course one for Nick.
Some others... cute, he looks like a little man, never put your hand in a gator's mouth, tigers are awesome, be quiet, I actually want to see this, get yourself out of this situation, crossing-guard, that's what you get for going near a stud during mating season, cool, funny goalie, helpful tips, funny douche-bag, absolutely disgusting, and finally one mean babysitter.

A pic of Aaron in Vancouver. He's there on the right ...zoom in.

Broke my pace and ran out of time

Happy Easter! ...or should I say happy ether or ester for you organic chem students. Yeah, I can be lame. Well, I don't have much to say, but I do have several things in mind. I wanted to tell yous guys to download Streamline by Newton ...very catchy. However, I think I'm craving e rather than pepsi. You guys should know it from the Pepsi commercial with fallon (this is the actual version). There's some lame parts (slow parts) in the song, I won't lie, but that doesn't stop it from being awesome. You know what, just listen to the fucking song.
Speaking of songs, I've been forgetting to tell you guys about the newest Placebo album out, Meds. Go buy it, or download it, whatever. I like it almost as much as I do big hairy penises.
The other thing was this, a picture of a Pika, aka a rock rabbit. It's not a rabbit, but it's closely related. Either way, it's adorable.

It's like he's taking a bouquet home to his lady type, aww.

It's actually gathering vegetation and laying out on rocks to dry, this way it can store the plants in its burrow for the winter to feast upon. (I love Comparative Chordate Zoology.)
Now you know what the fuck pikachu is.

Maybe I’m crazy, but it’s crazy and it’s true

I was on my way to work when the dog that usually runs up to the fence and barks at me as I walk past making me shit myself because I forget he’s there, didn’t bark. So my attention was distracted elsewhere towards some peculiar, though familiar, clicking noise. When I looked towards the direction of the noise I was taken aback to see two men out on a patio sitting at a table facing each other, both typing on typewriters. How odd, I thought to myself with a chuckle. Except I didn’t chuckle, I made a slight notation of its humor by exhaling quickly, yet briefly, through my nose.

tss

I Never Made a Scene

I had this big crisis the other day. Oh, I will tell you about it. I was watching Sex and the City the other night, when I became afflicted with the problem or “big crisis”. They were eating Oreos and I was like ….me want cookie. I had none, I wanted some. So I told my mother I had a craving and asked her to pick me up some the next day. However she forgot and I was doomed. Don’t get alarmed yet, I went to the gym later that day and stopped at Macs to get some oreos, but they had none, zip, notta-one, jerks, and I didn't want to back track to Chudds. So the next day while grocery shopping at iga I was able to choose from a selection of oreos, I thought I’d do myself some good and get the 30% less fat per 2 cookies. BAD CHOICE. Not up to my level of needed satisfaction. Healthy choice in junk food is never better. (Only better health wise.) …It’s like drinking actual “iced” tea rather than the good shit made from powder ...not the same. So the very next day I busted in through iga doors again pulled out a couple of moves and got the good shit, the Double Stuf, oh yeah. Sigh, now I go to eat them with, nay Paralyzer, but milk, my choice of 1 or 2 %. It’s like a treat to have the slightly thicker, creamier 2%. Droool.

You got the right stuff, baby.

Love the way you turn me on.

Brandon kind of sucks. I’m here pour le weekend. At least there’s a pool and hot tub, but it's prob full of piss.
Oh, and case you guys haven’t been reading lately I will repeat there it a new Salad fingers, as well as the latest model. (At least one of us updates, scoff)
Good Day