Is it Water on the Knee?

What an eventful weekend. Yeah, so stuff at T, Rich, and Calvin’s place Friday night. I s’pose the majority of you reading this were there. It was an argumentful/debatful evening. What was worse was that everyone was so out of it that they couldn’t follow or make there objectives clear….except me ….with Calvin’s help. “What she’s trying to say is….” What was I trying to say? Oh, right…and that dreams are not fantasies. Fantasies are only sporadically incorporated in our dreams. Fuck!
Last night, yes, was Malanka. I danced, I drank, and I won some stuff. Soo much food. You can’t lose weight when you’re Ukrainian …its impractical. Right now my fridge is loaded with leftovers. Maybe that’s why we dance so fucking much.
Who Stole the Keeshka? Someone bring it back!
Lazy Sunday.Today we celebrated me pop’s Birthday. Nifty fifty. Too bad everyone was so tired from last night and sick. ...Apparently I gave my sister strep throat. Whore. I got him the last of the Eastwood westerns he lacks. But it doesn’t beat what my mom got him.
Maybe later I’ll tell you guys the other news and you’ll be like “I wanna...”

Us Ukrainians are quite entertaining and crazy once you get to know us... We know how to have a good time

I want mushrooms

So Deep that I didn't even Scream, Fuck me

Turns out that Brokeback Mountain is quite fucking awesome. A sad movie though. Jake Gyllenhaal is still precious. With those adorable blue eyes. Not because he takes it in the ass.

Mm mmm cowboys.

Nicholas and his Fancy for Beastiality

A gathering of the ultimates occurred last night. Dan, Jen, Stephan, Jon, and I chilled out at Jess and Nick’s pad. That was a blast. Then it turned into a blogger party when Dan and Jen left, as Nick and Stephan noted. It was originally s’posed to be an orgy, but I only had roofies on me …so it turned out to be a rape fest. I think Stephan got a double dose, ‘cause he was out fast.
Actually we just hung out, drank a few, listened to some tuneage, and had a good ol’ fashioned time. Apparently Nick is very fascinated by animal porn. Disgusting. He's also passed this liking onto Jon.
You think a party ends at five in the morning. Tss. Jon, Stephan and I then went to Jon’s and watched Home Movies, while Stephan continued sleeping. That cartoon is quite amusing. I want to see more. I highly recommend watching it. Highly.
I’m tired. One needs more than two hours of sleep.

Stoner P-nut wears his sunglasses at night.

I went to the wolves game tonight with my pops. Gimli Wolves vs Wpg Jets (alumni & friends). Tied game, but Wolves won after getting a goal during the shoot-off.
OH, I got to play with cute little newts and anoles this week in Chordate Lab. We also got to pet a boa. Oooo, felt like boots. That's terrible. I want a lizard.

Molesting Scarves

Well, since my cold has pretty much passed, I hope I’ve done my job of spreading the virus. Sneezing on the plates at work assures me. …I would never.
I have several scarves and they’ve all had their share of molesting me. You know how long ones get caught between your legs as you walk and start riding up. Quite annoying. They are pleasant otherwise. If you don’t have a scarf I recommend you get one.

I’ve added some more shiz to my site. …getting carried away with the music. Shit.
I figured out why I didn’t have a title field before. Tsss. Now I’m cool.
What a beautiful ...cat?

Merry Ukrainian Christmas
My couz Curtis Conner got married today. He had his last name changed to Dudar before the wedding. Curtis and Candice Dudar.
It was an early wedding, 11:00. Which made for a long day. I kept up with my title as the family lush, always with the same encouragement from Calvin and Jeremy. I can count on them.
Candice looked so beautiful. I’ll have to put some pics up. She looks like one of those girls that make good winter picture models. …If that makes sense. The bridesmaids were wearing perdy black dresses. There was also some chick, a guest that was wearing my grad dress. That is one f’ing popular dress. …but that’s cause they know I wore it, and I’m soo good.
My Baba was happy, she got her Polka in. Boozey Baba. I got to see my cousins that moved to Edmonton.
I love my family.
Oh, and after deciding to not catch any more bouquets because I think they bring me bad luck for marriage, I caught it. It’s just that I couldn’t resist, the single girls were doing it all wrong. I think it works like a broken mirror for me. So, I won’t get married for what, 7 yrs for each bouquet, and that’s been adding on since I caught my fist bouquet at the age of like 10. So, we’ll say I was 10, that’s makes 17, and then I got a second, 24, a third makes 31, and now a fourth. I don't think there was a fifth. So I’m not going to get married until I’m roughly speaking 38. I’m not saying I’m eager to get married. It’s just that I’m not even in the radar. And 38 is getting old. Let’s just hope it doesn’t work that way. I’m a pro now. I choose not to catch it.

This was also a very heartbreaking day. Pablo Picasso, my little broseph, was put to sleep. I won’t get into details, but it was upsetting, if you know me. He had this cancer cyst thing and it just wasn’t good. They only live for a few years. He lived a good life.... . I'll miss that little guy.
Why is death so hard? People think breaking up is horrible.

He did trade drugs with P-nut...so that was a bad influence. That's a whole other entry.
On to other things, The Island = awesome.

Once you go Lion you’ll Never Go Back
I saw Narnia. It was fantastic. The Great Lion, aka Aslan, was better than expected. I just wanted to pet his mane and ride him. Jon said he felt the same way about the rhino and Tracy the skunk, but I didn’t see any skunks …so I have to imagine was she was referring to. I kid. However, I think they did feel the same way about the lion. Just wait until you see the movie.
So I was walking back from work when I looked down and realized that I almost stepped in a gathering of what looked to be hash browns in a puddle of possibly tomato soup. With a sigh of relief I stepped around it. Puke? Too many hiawathas ‘round here.
I forgot to mention New Year’s resolutions. I forgot what I had in mind. How about ride a lion? Bah. You can make a resolution anytime. Don’t need to wait for the new year. Anyone got any good ones? Oh do share.
This is one of my favorite commercials. sigh, I love Meatloaf. But not as much as I love ninja p-nut.

I'm Naked Under My Clothes
HAPPY NEW YEARS PEOPLEs! Yah, so umm 20006. I mean 2006, I'm not that old. Come to think of it ...neither are you.
Well, I wanted to say new years was pretty good. I drank a lot of wine. I hope you dudes had fun. Now I am drinkin rum and wine slush. Yeah. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHAN. You have to drink more and stop playing soccer. I wonder if Calvin boinked, ...boinked, a hula girl. Also if he brought one back for a nice gang bang ...I mean....
So I saw Wolf Creek earlier this week, fucked up. I wish I got to see Narnia instead, but, ah well. There's still time.
This is my last night for hardocre drinking before school starts. Man this has been the drinkng binge I've aways dreamed of. Sigh. I'm a bit under ther influences right now, so this is taking extra work I mean effort. Both. I'm even capitalizing. Give me some new years "good times" stories. Jon needs a boot to the bum.
Nice pictures: